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Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

News Type: Opinion — Seeded on Thu Jul 9, 2009 12:23 PM EDT
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A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

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{"commentId":8120289,"authorDomain":"cartooncat"}
cartooncat

Right....

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  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 12:48 PM EDT
{"commentId":8172075,"authorDomain":"lkessler41"}
Lkessler

Now, now, cartooncat--don't diss this...

A colleague of my mother's (a little tiny woman she worked with) said at the time (mid 60s): "'Today's girls are all 'Marians.' (marian births==miraculous; it's a direct reference to the Virgin Mary giving birth without having sex). They get asked: how did you get pregnant? And they say: I don't know.'"

So she explained to my mom the best method of birth control was aspirin. Beffuddled, my mom's look must have betrayed her shock, because the woman said: "Don't look so surprised. Here's how it works--you put the aspirin between your knees and you don't let go."

When I heard this story, I just about peed my pants--I was laughing so hard!!!!

I mean, aspirin! Who would've thought!

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  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM EDT
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{"commentId":8120793,"authorDomain":"mith1215"}
mith1215

Few to many swimmers in the water ah.

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  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT
{"commentId":8121748,"authorDomain":"adklugherz"}
UnAmericanLiberal

Lucky that her mom believed her.

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  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:00 PM EDT
{"commentId":8122021,"authorDomain":"germanstaar"}
germanstaar

I guess any one could believe any thing if they try hard enough. I really hope that the mom really knows that is not possible, but she doesn't want to believe the truth. What a sad situation. I hope the girl knows who the father is so she doesn't try to tell the child when he/she grows up that ridiculous story. I'd believe that some 13 year olds would not understand everything about conception, but the mom has to know the truth.

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  • 1 vote
Reply#4 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:11 PM EDT
{"commentId":8122214,"authorDomain":"jessica1973"}
Jekazu

Umm...wouldn't the chlorine in the pool's water kill the sperm?

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  • 5 votes
Reply#5 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:20 PM EDT
{"commentId":8166692,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
Karri-M

Exactly what I was thinking.

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    #5.1 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:22 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":8123200,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}
    alkimija

    uh... no. Dang, some people are stupid.

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    • 2 votes
    Reply#6 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8123792,"authorDomain":"martstub"}
    marty in turkey

    What a great story to tell your mom. A slutty teen gets prego and mom believes the pool did it. New meaning in "it's in the water"

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    • 1 vote
    Reply#7 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8125073,"authorDomain":"kikaiju"}
    kikaiju

    If that kid had so much luck getting her mom to believe this BS, she needs to go pick lottery numbers or do some other kind of luck-based job.

    It worries me that somewhere out there some young girl is going to hear about this story and not know it's baloney and thenceforth be afraid of drinking water or taking a bath because it might make her pregnant.

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    • 1 vote
    Reply#8 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 4:30 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8125512,"authorDomain":"jimmyjamm93442"}
    Jim420

    is this girl any relation to the one that got 56 star tattoos cause she "fell asleep" while getting the 3 she asked for? and could this also be why "polock jokes" started??

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    • 1 vote
    Reply#9 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 4:49 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8142239,"authorDomain":"pearlyjane"}
    pudd

    what about the girl got drugged an raped,,,,and just doesn't know?... no..that's never happened before.

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      Reply#10 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:17 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8142424,"authorDomain":"beamerab3"}
      Al 616

      I tell you one thing. I want to meet the guy whose sperm is so hearty that it can survive in chlorinated water. Stud City!

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      • 1 vote
      Reply#11 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:25 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8146479,"authorDomain":"ruthlessmoose"}
      ruthlessmoose

      in related news, Hell is reporting the worst blizzards since.... well, ever!

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      • 3 votes
      Reply#12 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:47 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8146632,"authorDomain":"pearlyjane"}
      pudd

      the gene pool.

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      • 3 votes
      Reply#13 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:55 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8163648,"authorDomain":"ote69"}
      benji27

      LOL

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      • 2 votes
      #13.1 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:48 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":8148258,"authorDomain":"zombiepants"}
      ZombiePants

      Just picture the type of pool you could get pregnant from...

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      • 1 vote
      Reply#14 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8167708,"authorDomain":"cartooncat"}
      cartooncat

      That would be one with a cute teenage boy in it...

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      • 5 votes
      #14.1 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:14 AM EDT
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      {"commentId":8153431,"authorDomain":"zugbah"}
      zugbah-1110911

      Maybe she was swimming in a pool of sperm and didn't notice it!

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      • 2 votes
      Reply#15 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:36 AM EDT
      {"commentId":8163665,"authorDomain":"ote69"}
      benji27

      Things that make you vomit

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      • 1 vote
      #15.1 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:49 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":8156228,"authorDomain":"fucktyler"}
      @!$%#tylerDeleted
      {"commentId":8166708,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
      Karri-M

      Well, time for the second coming -- another virgin birth!

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      • 2 votes
      Reply#17 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:24 AM EDT
      {"commentId":8169486,"authorDomain":"emartens"}
      Independent Ed

      I knew that Neptune was alive and kicking!

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      • 4 votes
      #17.1 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:03 AM EDT
      {"commentId":8171327,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
      Karri-M

      And, apparently, quite fertile!

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      • 4 votes
      #17.2 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:41 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8182988,"authorDomain":"ruthlessmoose"}
      ruthlessmoose

      Dude... Neptune is a stud!

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      • 2 votes
      #17.3 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:42 AM EDT
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